Handmade by Ivy Rose: The Penis Sweater!

Ivy Rose says, "Come on out of the jacuzzi and put on your cockuzzi!"

My very dear friend, Ivy Rose of Purlesque, knows what people want! She's an avid SCA'er and discovered that there was a need for under-kilt garments for the menfolk.

Her answer: the penis sweater.


Hand-knitted from the softest fleece, this lovely garment is fully adjustable, keeps the goods warm even in the harshest conditions, and helps the kilt-wearer maintain the no-underwear-under-kilt tradition. The tip was left open so the sweater could be pushed back over the penis, allowing for trouble-free peeing.

So far, she has only created one of these for a very special friend, but I think she needs to go into serious production. These are awesome and I foresee a great demand!

I'm taking suggestions for a name for this glorious product. Please leave a comment with your idea!

A thing of great beauty and awesomeness.

The delightful recipient of  Ivy's largesse.

This guy needs one.

my husband, prince charles, needs one.